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Sleep Cocking

When you have sex with your baby momma, with your sleeping child in the same bed, blocked off by a row of pillows.
Fuck man, she came over the other day and I ended up sleep cocking her. Wasn’t my fault, but at least I know Tommy was asleep the whole time.
by The C to the P January 2, 2019
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Cock Dodgers

I’m so straight I run from Cocks call it cock dodgers
by Ace trippy December 6, 2021
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Cock crazy

The desire for a man to have a cock up his ass
John got all cock crazy last night around us
by Tea And Quackers September 7, 2021
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Cock Flopper

When a women is extremely easy and you could "flop cock on the table" and turn it into a fun night.
I was at the bar yesterday when a cock flopper came out of nowhere. That night was crazy
by Virginityburgler69 November 26, 2017
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Cock Flot

Slapping someone with your cock in public.
by DarkProzzak March 10, 2018
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Cock Pie

A reverse creme pie in which she oozes it out back onto you.
I tried to creme pie her bro but she cock pied all over me instead
by Twisticutioner May 21, 2021
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cock footing

Inserting your own or someone else's foot into your own dick hole. Traditionally, inserting your big toe first.
I'm seeing a new yoga master to improve my cock footing.

You should get a pedicure before cock footing your lover.
by West High School April 14, 2016
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