I'm the event of a traumatic experience or a medical issue resulting in a possible or potential death, no denning is to be near, close, around, in premises of, or jurisdiction of atleast 30km of the roffey in question.
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by Simaduria July 27, 2024
Get the stepgranduncle-in-law mug."You can leave a pitted/abraded/scratched/bubbled/discolored windshield in your car till 0%!$@&# Doomsday and it will never get hit, but then just as soon as you actually REPLACE said "ancient" glass wif a brand new one, THAT'S when you'll get a bleepin' BIG OL' PEBBLE tossed up by a passing vehicle, and star-crack your nice shiny-fresh windshield all to Hell!"
After several years I eventually got sick and tired of all da misty triplex-haze on my car's original-from-the-factory windshield, and so I finally replaced it --- wouldn't you know that the VERY NEXT DAY it got a huge crack in it after a rock got thrown up by the wheel of a passing dump-truck! Ahhhhrrrggggghhhhh... classic case of Murphy's Law Of Windshield-Damage, I guess!!
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by lygn December 14, 2024
Get the Lygn's law mug.The total bugs of an isolated coded application can never decrease over time, and is constant if and only if all changes done are reversible.
John:
"88 little bugs in the code,
88 little bugs in the code.
Take one down, patch it around,
108 little bugs in the code."
Bob: Yeah man, that's just law of bugtropy...
"88 little bugs in the code,
88 little bugs in the code.
Take one down, patch it around,
108 little bugs in the code."
Bob: Yeah man, that's just law of bugtropy...
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