Bum

An individual that would prefer sucking toes and painting his nails rather than playing Modern Warfare with the boys.

This bum Yoda would prefer sucking toes and painting his nails rather than playing Modern Warfare with the boys.

by Ehyea April 21, 2020

sooky bum

When hallucination kicks in and you think people are throwing rocks at you so you blow up like a little sooky bum

Stop throwing rocks at me cunt im a sooky bum

by Jerrycan1 October 28, 2021

bum

Someone who frequently and consistently makes minor mistakes. They can be harmful or harmless, but they tend to provoke fierce criticism by other people. A bum may also consistently do harmful things as a joke, oblivious to the obnoxious nature of their actions. Bums often lose important items at inopportune times, and they are always showing up late to meetings.

"Aidan, you lost the receipts we gave you? You bum!"
"The bum Matthew is cheating again and he won't apologize."
"Max didn't submit the grant application on time? That bum!"

by driversbehindthelines July 19, 2020

bum salod

a phrase only a person named kieran can say and perform

kieran told dylan he's an absolute bum salod

by Bum Salod December 19, 2023

Bum

A homeless tweaker that eats his own bum also known as his anus he often licks his but

I seen a bum eat it’s anus

by I like anus August 25, 2019

eggplant bum

A big massive eggplant in ur bum and u bounce on it and u can sprinkle it with toe nails to make it sharp

I want a big eggplant bum right now

by Pryingpencil November 2, 2017