kill your hamster

when you don't want to tell people to kill theirself so you tell them to kill their hamster.

"I unironically like Logan Paul."

- "Kill your hamster."

by Wind dancer May 2, 2018

Cut Your Spaghetti

to masturbate tenderly

"You seem tense. Why don't you go cut your spaghetti then come back"

by whorelita January 5, 2013

Zoink your noodle

To take someone's virginity.

"I want to zoink your noodle tonight"
"Did you see that girl? I would so zoink her noodle."

by Dwigt July 9, 2019

The sanity of your mother

Something that you ponder while you sing a stupid song about the man behind the slughter

Since you've been gone
I've been singing this stupid song
So I could ponder
The sanity of your mother

by FreddyFazbore October 3, 2023

mikeing your beer

The act of putting the entire end of your beer bottle in your mouth, and then removing it so as to produce a popping sound and causing the beer to foam over

Wow, you're great at mikeing your beer!!! I've never seen so much foam in my life!!!

by Saint Syd January 1, 2009

busting your buttons

Busting your buttons means to be proud, self-satisfied, or pleased with oneself.

“How fantastic! You must be busting your buttons.”

by YeOldeLadye August 7, 2014

YOUR MOM SO

your mom so

your mom so nice she baked me cookies, i hope she and you have a very nice day bro.

by erftghetrj August 3, 2022