godzilla penis

a large, green looking penis.

Yo, your godzilla penis looks like a fat ol zucchini.

by Andrew Call December 14, 2007

Penis Sucker

A person, especially a male homosexual, who performs felatio.

Ned Flanders called Kung-Fu Jesus a penis sucker.

by Light Joker February 17, 2007

Penis eater

The act of eating pussy..
You fuck tards

Self explanitory d'uuuuuuuuuuuh.

by Aqualung April 8, 2005

penis crust

crust of poop that has rested on the penis for hours of time after anal penetration. ( usually dried out poop on the male genetals....)

my penis crust is very itchy today dear watson.

by The Freak of Texas May 3, 2006

Penis Sweater

A penis sweater is a term used to describe a condom.

I put on my penis sweater and made sweet love.

by Jack N. Dick December 10, 2006

ninja penis

1. The penis that a woman never intended letting in but realizes after a drunken night that the penis had made it in. As if the member had sneaked in with the stealth of a ninja.

2. An erection that happens at any moment that surprises a women.

1.She said there was no way they were ever hooking up. He just called form her bed. He's got ninja penis.

2. They were slow dancing and was poked by his ninja penis.

by Jon Lincoln May 1, 2011

penis anus

A shortened version of the insult "penis up anus" which is used as a greeting.

Jonny: Penis anus.
Jimmy: Hi Jonny.

by Phil January 16, 2004