National slap tommy day

On April 19th u must slap a tommy

On national slap tommy day y’all should slap a tommy u know

by My nanny is daddy April 16, 2019

National gissoup and pickme4ryujin day

This day was made to honor a year on friendship between gissoup and pickme4ryujin a forever on going friendship :’)

“Hey what day is it today?”
“It’s national gissoup and pickme4ryujin day! Let’s celebrate!”

by pickme4ryujin March 19, 2022

National friend fuck day

On May 24th, you fuck your boyfriend/girlfriend or ask your crush if they want to fuck.

🤷🏻 ♂️:Hey do you want to f*ck today is national friend fuck day?
🙋🏻 ♀️:Yes, of course!!!

by Sashtiq May 23, 2022

National foot pic day

11th of April

Send someone a foot pic

Hey it’s national foot pic day give a foot pic

by Kitler April 10, 2022

National bong cleaning day

On November 11th is national bong cleaning day.

Stoner 1 “Dude did you participate in national bong day? “
Stoner 2 “Yeh dude of course”

Stoner 1 “make sure you clean your bong for national bong cleaning day today.”

by SophKail October 13, 2021

National black cat day

On this day if u find a black cat u give it the most love in the world unless u have one u still give it the most love it will ever receive

Person 1: “I found a black cat!” Person 2: “give it love it’s National black cat day” person 1: *gives it the most love ever

by Badyeatsfood14 October 27, 2019

National Invader Zim day

National zim day!!

Q: Whats ur favorite holiday? A:National invader zim day!

by Ilovegir87 May 2, 2022