hooked up like a dumptruck

to get a lot more than you pay for or expect due to the kindness of someone else looking out for you.

Bono- " did you get that dime bag?"

Me- " yeah, it's hooked up like a dumptruck"

Bono- " holy crap that's the fattest dime bag i've ever seen!"

by randyseyecandies September 14, 2010

Eat Oxtail Like A Yardie

A Jamaican barb that earned a follow back from rap queen Nicki Minaj. He is known as the spouse of Playboimatatta.

Eat Oxtail Like A Yardie recently tweeted a list of songs by Nicki Minaj that the general public have not heard in a while.

by unknown2024 February 3, 2021

sheezy like a one deezy

When something is beyond brilliant.

Matt is very proud of an action he has just performed and remarks that it is "sheezy like a one deezy"

by turbojugz February 14, 2014

kickin' like Van Damme

When a chick is so hot in booty-shorts, you want to watch her spread her legs between two driving big rigs.

Damn! Paula is kickin' like Van Damme right now! I wanna get up in them guts.

by Bigg Tiggs March 21, 2017

Pulls Like Jack The Bear

An old trucking term for a truck running at peak performance. If a truck is pulling like Jack the bear he is going at or above the speed limit where other trucks can't keep up.

Guy 1: "Did you see that truck flying by up the pass?"
Guy 2: "Yeah that truck pulls like Jack the bear, I wonder what he's got under the hood of that rig!"

by Trucker Jake August 19, 2022

chillin' like a shaolin monk

When someone is so chill they are down to the level of a shaolin monk. They are very cool and down to Earth, almost in a meditative state.

Johnny was in debt up to his ears, he lost his job and his wife divorced him. To top it off, some kid just broke his LCD tv. But all that didn't matter, because he was chillin' like a shaolin monk.

by slamm3r_911 March 27, 2011

off this like soft dicks

We out of here

Yo boy we off this like soft dicks

by dark desus August 27, 2017