flush n fizz

To complete the act of anal sex by removing the penis from the anus immediately prior to ejaculation, resulting in exterior ejaculation up and between the partner's buttocks; to cum up an anal sex partner's ass crack.

I was so damn randy last night. By the time I was ready to flush n fizz Teri's hot ass, my jizz nearly reached to her shoulder blades.

Tammy is a good sport! During our threesome, after I flushed n fizzed Gina, Tammy licked her backside clean. It was hot!!

by Biil Beck O'Hannity March 29, 2010

Bread n pull it

When you jerk him off with bread until he jizzes and eat the sandwich

I had a bread n pull it , it was brill

by drjdizzler May 21, 2018

Squigs n skimp

a fat kid who will never turn down an opportnity to get food.

Kevin Stryker the squigs n skimp of the town weighs in at 200 pounds. He's in 7th grade. Haha, what a fat fat ass

by Horatio Sanchez May 19, 2003

n and c friendship

a friendship that consists of eating, swapping pictures, borrowing chargers and arguing over the other person not answering texts

you guys have such an n and c friendship

by celest3r March 4, 2021

baff n' blow

When you are forced to take a cold shower, and a friend/family member (preferably not a stranger) holds a hair dryer up to your head or body to keep you warm during the unpleasant event.

Sister 1: Oh no, the water is cold!

Sister 2: You need a baff n' blow?

Sister 1: That would be awesome!

Sister 2: Cool, let's try not to drop the cord in the water this time!

by Aphik April 29, 2011

cluck n' tuck

the act of placing ones nuts between their legs and stating the words " Buk Buk BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK" resembling that of a chicken

I opened the door to my moms room and found Chris naked performing the cluck n' tuck.

by Fat Man Scoop February 1, 2008

Toke 'n' Woke

Toke and Woke is the false sense of insight/intelligence experienced by stoners after consuming marijuana. Generally used disparagingly, in order to belittle and imply a general lack of intelligence, especially when spouting poorly thought out conspiracy theories.

Person 1: "I never understand what he means by what he says. He acts like he is mentally superior, but what comes out is just drivel".

Person 2: "Sounds like a textbook case of 'Toke 'n' Woke'".

by Emotional Sociopath September 17, 2018