Stunt Monkey

A punk rock band from Northern California.

I like that new song, "Girlfriend Likes Girls," by Stunt Monkey.

by Spanky July 10, 2003

dripping monkey

an overly wet pussy;almost like a vagina waterfall

damn last night i was about to finger some girl, and when i put my hand down her pants she was a dripping monkey!!

by destandra December 4, 2007

Monkey Love

1. An illegal act which involves having sex with a monkey. Made legal if the monkey wears a trilby.

2. Courtney Love's grandfather

'Hey, I had minkey love with a monkey' 'Was it wearin' a trilby?'
'Oh crap!!'

by CKB April 30, 2005

monkey scrotum

The sac of a monkey, usually said when you are mad at someone or something

MONKEY SCROTUM! I should have studied for that test.

by Tommaas June 24, 2008

monkey pants

After having shit your pants and walked around in them, allowing the shit to harden on your pants creates monkey pants.

Billy's monkey pants were making him walk funny.

Joe had chaff marks on his leg from his monkey pants.

Susie crapped in her new blue jeans, therefore turning them into monkey pants.

by Billy Hogan July 30, 2008

Mayo Monkey

A racist term directed towards white people. Equivalent to calling a black person attacked chimpanzee, monkey and other primates.

White person: Stfu chimpanzee

Black person: Shut yo mouth yo mayo monkey.

by UltimateDoge September 25, 2021

space monkey

Someone who is impossable to communicate with when they are under the influence (Taken from the chimpanzees used in the early days of teh space program who were impossable to communicate with when they were in orbit).

Jerry's gone space monkey on us. Three tequilas and he's in his own orbit!

by unidyne July 25, 2004