Baby wingman

An infant who helps men pick up chicks.

My nephew ,who was acting as my baby wingman, helped me pick up that hot chick at the bar.

by bobthebuilder96 December 4, 2016

da baby

da baby is a man who says less go and tends to turn n words into convertibles

"Is that the baby?""no its da baby"

by bruhskiithe1st April 17, 2021

Quaid Baby

A baby with shrinky arms, like Quaid from Total Recall.

"Man, did you see John's baby?"
"Yeah, it's a total Quaid Baby."
"Poor John"

by El Walkerama March 2, 2015

Kid Baby

Like a man child, but even worse. One who effectively makes his friends question why the hell they even know that person

DUDE QUIT ACTING LIKE A KID BABY

He's really cute, but he's such a Kid Baby
I'm 23, an idiot, live at home, and say things that piss people for no reason.... I'm such a kid baby

by Dawaka August 16, 2013

baby clapping

when a male is engaged in sexual intercourse, but there is no sound, no moaning , no audio or visual confirmation that the woman is enjoying it or even knows it's happening. this is all due to the lack of size and/or skill of the male.

homeboy made a 2 min long video of himself short stroking and baby clapping. .. talking about the girl was asleep that's why she wasn't moving or making any noises. ...yea ok. .... she wasn't moving or making noises because she didn't feel you.

by clap master September 25, 2016

assfuck baby

1. a person somehow conceived and delivered through the anus
2. someone lacking in common sense

You know that John's parents didn't want any more kids. He's their assfuck baby.

by assrasher December 3, 2013

crossfit baby

A CrossFit baby is a child born from two people who were previously married but had an affair with another partner at CrossFit.

Those crossfitters had a CrossFit baby and are now both getting a divorce.

by Nofoxgiven May 9, 2018