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One legged ghost

the act of ejactulating on a girls face, then covering her face in flour, then finally stomping on her foot.
i was out at a party with joe, and gave this chick a one legged ghost in the bathroom.
by Dubstyl June 12, 2008
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one-second wonder

A girl who seems hot at first, but then you realize her to be much less attractive than you previously had hoped.
That girl was fine, but it turned out she was a one-second wonder.
by HWF August 13, 2006
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MIKE THE COOL ONE

MIKE THE COOL ONE is the coolest guy around. He is the lead singer in the All-American Surf-Rock band, The Beach Boys. MIKE THE COOL ONE wrote the 1988 song, Kokomo, the greatest Beach Boys song, along with milestone albums, "Still Cruzin", and "Summer in Paradise". But MIKE THE COOL ONE doesn’t just make old music. He also likes to Rap about Hot Bikini Babes with the Cool Kidz😎 MIKE THE COOL ONE is also very Patriotic for his Country, the US of A! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
MIKE THE COOL ONE wants to remind you that he is much better than his weird cousin Brian, who made unhip druggie music in the late 1960's, which was a decade that was supposed to be spent riding in Cars to the Beach and the Hamburger stand in the Los Angeles, California Sunshine! Luckily, Cousin Bri is in good hands with Dr. Landy of Pittsburgh, PA. MIKE THE COOL ONE also gets help from his friend, MIC ADJUSTIN' BRUCE, who is a much better bassist and keyboard player than MIKE THE COOL ONE's Crazy Cousin, Bri.
Person One:"0:35 MIKE THE COOL ONE SINGS!"
Person Two:"GUITAR SOLO 0:57"
MIKE THE COOL ONE:"God Bless America, that's how we Roll"
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empty one's sack

The act of eking one's seed out from the testes. Ejaculating. Spunking up a storm in a lady's teacup. Cleaning one's pipes.
Farquar's hand was a blur as he frantically, desperately reached the point of no return. "By Jove, I think it is time to empty one's sack" he ejaculated, plum firmly in his mouth, and with a gruff grunt of pleasure, he emptied his sack onto the shiny, firm booty that was splayed before him.
by Duncolini January 14, 2008
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one time

Slang used in reference to police, because they often say "I'm only going to tell you to put your hands up one time"
Oh shit!! here comes one time, Jimmy, hide your weed.
by Anonymous June 1, 2003
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One Night Only

Indie rock band from the United Kingdom.

Members consist of:
George Craig (Lead Vocals), Mark Hayton (Lead Guitar), Daniel Parkin (Bass), Jack Sails (Keyboards) and James Craig (Drums).

Past members:
Sam Ford (Drums)

Their music video for the single "Say You Don't Want It" featured Emma Watson.

The single "Can You Feel It" is currently the song for Coca-Cola's 2011 campaign.
Person 1: What are you doing in London tonight?
Person 2: I'll probably go to One Night Only's gig.
Person 1: Awesome!
by colleeeeen May 6, 2011
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Slipped one by the Goalie

The act of inpregnating a woman.
I've never been a father... "What you've never slipped one by the goalie?"
by Victor Laslow October 9, 2003
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