face nook

vagina. a place many people enjoy using as a nook for their face(commonly in the act or oral sex).

Wally: Yo, so what's good witcha new girl?

Joe: Ahh, son, she's illin. Got that perfect face nook, nah mean?

by difi October 17, 2008

weasel faced

you have had way too much alcohol to walk. drunk wasted trashed hammered shit faced gone

Man, i am totally weasel faced.

by E7Li3 January 14, 2009

Shag faced

The look a girl has the morning after a good fuck hair messy sweaty, looking like shit, look out ya window on early sun morning 5am youll see these girls stumbling home

your going home like that youl look realy shag faced

by Ashley Mottley August 3, 2005

Linear Face

the most beautiful face you will ever see. just an absolutely drop-dead-gorgeous face, belonging to the most absolutely drop-dead-gorgeous person ever.

usually a ginger
always rmcevoy

Oh my God! You're so good-looking! you have such a linear face!

by niuqebuibuirqbe May 9, 2011

Dunk Face

(noun) The facial expression someone makes before, during, and/or after performing a slam dunk. This is usually either a look of berserk intensity or hilarious absurdity.

Did you see that!?!?!?... Lebron's dunk face was redunkulous!!!!!!

by bballicious23 October 9, 2010

Face-Crooked

The act of pirating ones way into someones Facebook account, then absolutely butchering it. It can vary from changing the relationship status to "Married to joey buttafuoco" or changing ones proflie picture to a giant douche.

Damn son, not again. I forgot to logout at the library and some monkey changed my profile picture to a close up of Michelle Obama's jibbs, she looks like Baraka from Mortal Combat.......face-crooked yet again....sigh

by tb2_nola August 21, 2010

cunt faced

cunt-faced - way to drunk but cant do anything about it.

man asks friend in the pub "how do you feel?"
friend replies "absolultly cunt faced!"

by mark strotton October 2, 2006