double door ass

A person with an ass so large that they must open both doors to fit through

Friend 1: Whoah, she's massive
Friend 2: Yeah, she's got a double door ass

by ungrateful bastard August 22, 2011

Double shower Wednesday

A day were after your shower, you can go ahead and take another one later...

“Hey have you had a shower yet”
“Yea bro...”
“Welp today is double shower wednesday, gotta take another one...”

by jessrattrayissopeng December 2, 2020

Double Pipe Disaster

When you think that you will be blessed with a double pipe classic and it turns sour. You end up sharting and vomiting at the same time leaving you sad and in pain

After a 60 hour bender in the Poconos Nick underwent a double pipe disaster at 5:30am and immediately got in the shower to cry and sleep

by TheNickR May 2, 2022

double thought myself

When you cant find the right words to say “second guessed myself” and this is what comes out.

Thinking of the right thing but having another thought which conflicts with the original one.

Friend : “hey, who’s that celebrity who ran that beach club tv show?”

My brain : Lindsay Lohan! .....but maybe Paris Hilton

Me : “I think it was Paris Hilton...”

Friend : “just googled it was Lindsay Lohan”

Me : “damn I knew it...I double thought myself”

by SmashleyDrunkle October 23, 2019

double dick

When you have an erection that goes down your pant leg and makes it look like you have a phallus like tumor on your thigh.

Oh my god I saw Kara in science class. I got a total double dick.

by crazyperson4931 November 22, 2010

Double Bagger

Refers to a woman, whose mustache is so thick, you have to put two bags over her head to keep her whiskers from poking through.

I was at the doctor the other day, and both the doctor and her nurse were double baggers.

by Twistedtrishster & Kristine December 30, 2010

double mcdicklick

its wat u call someone wen ur at mcdonalds and they piss u off or if the person behind the counter pisses u off

wat the fuck u just spilled my drink u double mcdicklick

by floppy donkey doinker May 8, 2006