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Bum Ramble

A bum ramble is when one violates your bum crease area through clothing with their finger, at any opportunity. For example, when you bend over to pick up an item, or you’re innocently walking up the stairs in front of a friend
Im going to bum ramble you when I next see you
by Originalrambler November 22, 2022
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Bum Fuzzle

To be retarded. Couldn’t be able to talk until 15. HITS THE BALL WHEN NOT IMPORTANT
Justin stop being a bum fuzzle like masi and baker.
by Nigga name joe December 2, 2020
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Bum cum

BUM CUM:

Bum cum is a fancy delicacy originating from Canada. Let me teach you how to make it.

Step 1: Prepare a batter consisting of male sperm (preferably sperm with an STD because it increases the flavor)

Step 2: Season the batter with smegma if you want a more cheesy flavor and period blood if you like a more sweet, irony flavor (you can also use both but it is optional).

Step: 3 Chill for 45 minutes or until ready (you'll know it's ready if it becomes crusty on the top).

Step: 4 Now here is where the “bum” part comes in. You're going to want to shove the batter up your bum and let it sit and marinate in there for 20-30 minutes (you might have mild uncomforts and may develop hemorrhoids but trust me, it's worth it).

Step: 5 Now you're going to want to take that batter and bake it for 24 hours.

Step: 6 Enjoy!
"Oh wow, thats some scrumptious bum cum Jhon!"
by lethargic squirrel August 21, 2021
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Stench bum

When your bum produces sweat and smell from a warm surface
Mary, my you have quite a stench bum
by Ashenangelone February 1, 2019
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bum blazer

A huge, flaming homosexual, one who blazes bums.
Hey, check out those bum blazers over there!

Damn, they blazin' it hard.
by DSG94 May 20, 2023
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Bum

Scientist 1: “Wow, those chloroplasts are such bums.”
Scientist 2: “True. Those endoplasmic reticulums are dope tho.”
by EndoRetic_u_bum January 23, 2018
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Bus Stop Bum

(1) A homeless person that usually takes out at the bus stop the haggle people for money and to have some type of shelter from the rain

(2) A person who sleeps at a bus stop or a train station
If a vagabond sleeps on the street he's homeless if he sleeps at the bus stop he's a bus stop bum
by EmJayee January 30, 2020
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