dirty shelly

a cocktail consisting of mixing an alcoholic seltzer with vodka.

Trina blacked out last night after drinking dirty shellys all day

by OTPHJ123 April 17, 2020

Dirty Charlie

When you and your girlfriend end up banging in the car so fucking hard that the condom breaks, getting her pregnant.

Person 1: How was your date?
Person 2: We did a Dirty Charlie.

by shitweasel March 31, 2020

The Dirty Double

When someone shits and pukes at the same time. This horrific and awe-inspiring act is generally accomplished in a friends bathroom after a night of heavy drinking.

"Oh man, did you see Crazy G last night? She got The Dirty Double in my car. I'm never gonna get that smell out."

by MC Nutreal July 6, 2006

Dirty Kai

The second best fuck in the world next to dirty Katie. Dirty Kais and dirty Katies are best when paired together.

Human A: "Wow! Look at that really cute guy!"

Human B: "He must be a dirty Kai!"

by Nakedness September 1, 2016

Dirty Abel

Just before a woman is about to orgasm, you stab her in the asshole and pour yourself a glass of craft beer while acting like you're not impressed.

Neto: Did Abel leave the brewery with that fat slut last night?
Justin: Yeah. I think he gave her the Dirty Abel
Abel: I wasn't impressed.

by SithMaggot October 9, 2016

Dirty Diaper

A peanut butter fold (a piece of bread smeared with peanut butter and then folded in half and then eaten). Named so because it somewhat resembles a dirty diaper.

I yelled at ma to make me a couple of dirty diapers for lunch.

by McCock, the Crime Dick June 22, 2008

dirty swim

sex in a public place that includes water, i.e. a swimming pool, lake, ocean, etc.

After a day on the beach, we took a dirty swim in the ocean and almost got caught.

by Misty August 25, 2004