Penis Fish

A variety of fish usually found in the caribbean. They have a penchant for biting Penises.

I went to the Dominican Republic for vacation and I had to be very careful of the Penis Fish.

by Ironmike2018 May 17, 2006

penis muffin

a particular shpecies of muffin that resides at "Lick-Wilmerding HS". Said to be the shexiesht little creature with the biggesht penis ever.

Kyel Chu, Freshman

by kyel chu January 22, 2003

Penis Poo

Poo that comes out of your penis.

I went to take a poo...then something went terribly wrong and Penis Poo happened.

by AyyJ March 6, 2009

Penis Coat

Slang-Another word that means fore skin. Usually circumcised at birth except for those who are jewish hold on to these until their barmitzfa

" Hey I was taking a piss and some little jewish dude flashed his penis coat!"

by Swanson Johnson January 14, 2005

untame penis

a penis which is not tame it will bite and growl is known to attack small children and animals

"my untame penis bite the face off a small girl"

"im gonna have to stick a mussle on my untame penis it bite me again yesterday"

by Swift December 13, 2003

english penis

describes the penis of all those from england

being small and impotent, the posessors of this small tool are so insecure that they beg bbc to write articles undermining other countrymen's genitalia.

usually the smallest in all the whole world. thats the real reason why english women usually date other country men.

Sue: Dylan, your penis is so tiny.
Dylan: Yeah, I can't help it. I have an english penis. I usually pee on my nuts. THats why I'm so insecure I join a skinhead group to bash them pakis.

Sue: I'm not dating an englishman again. I'm gonna date indian guys from now.

by English men are GAY!!! April 10, 2010

chicken penis

When you eat chicken while watching porn and masturbating

i love it when the grease from the chicken makes a lubricant for my penis and makes it into a chicken penis

by Elia the foreskin master August 28, 2006