shit squiggles

To have diarrhea

Ah man, that dodgy Indian, I'm not going there, it always gives me the shit squiggles.

Have you been on a diet recently or have you just had the shit squiggles.

My Mrs cooked me dinner the other night. Fucking chicken wasn't cooked and I had the shit squiggles for days.

by stuntedmonk April 1, 2010

Shit for dicks

Also derived from the commonly used phrase "fuck all", "shit for dicks" also means nothing, not a single thing.

"I'm out, there's shit for dicks left in this glass "

by wordestablishment February 2, 2016

Shit Corns

Annoying Mormon Children that live in Utah.

Those annoying shit corns in Wal-Mart are screaming and I want to strangle then over by the frozen food section.

by Pussy licker mmm July 3, 2016

Shit mother

Combination of holy shit and mother fucker: an exclamation of excitement or approval

Shit mother! That's what I'm talking about!

by Nacho Grande November 19, 2007

dollar shit

The act of taking a shit while on the clock at an hourly job, resulting in beind paid aproxametly a dollar for taking the shit.

Im gonna go take a dollar shit.

by usmc93 July 6, 2010

felonious shit

Activities of a felonious nature.

When me and my boys are rollin' through the hood, we up to some felonious shit.

by Nosefuckers Incorporated September 28, 2013

Rope Shits

the feeling you get when you go to the restroom and it feels like some one is pulling a rope out of your asshole.
and it hurts really bad.

Bagley, i have a bad case of the Rope shits and it hurts, so don't touch me.

by ChristianBag October 8, 2009