butt-turrets

A condition characterized by frequent and uncontrollable urges to smack/grab/pinch or otherwise interact with butts.

He was quite offended that I pinched his ass until I calmly explained I had butt-turrets.

by Boo-boo Kitty Fuck December 21, 2009

butt pummeler

One who only goes for the brown town via the hershey highway

"Your dad is a total butt pummeler, even with my dog!"

by munchowskysonville October 5, 2005

Butt Crumb

The little bits of poo left behind after a flush. Butt Crumbs will generally swirl around as the toilet fills, but often settle in the bottom eventually. Phantom Butt Crumbs also exist - they tend to show up after the toilet fills halfway, so even after you check there is still a chance they will show up. Butt Crumbs are most common after eating a big salad or Chinese Buffet, but also occur often during an illness.

also known as 'leavings' by those more cultured.

'dude, did you have a salad today?'
'yeah, howd you know?'
'you left a bunch of butt crumbs in the toilet'
'must have been phantom, i waited after the flush for like a minute.'

also 'when you came to my apartment, you left butt crumbs, in the toilet...Annie are you ok? are you ok Annie?'

by qbe July 5, 2012

Butt Douche

1.The douching of one's anus before having anal sex. Some use machines but it can be done manually. Doing so will remove excess "crap" from anus making it easier and more enjoyable when having anal sex.... but not less painful.

2.An insult acquiring to the object in def. 1.

How could you do that, you butt douche

by lots'o'knowledge April 14, 2011

Toot Butt

When someone farts so bad their clothes become etched in powerful stinks from nasty smelling farts. Now they have tootbutt walking around

Johnny why do you have Toot Butt?

by NocturnalBeauty101 December 30, 2015

butt musket

A butt musket is the art of eating whole meatballs and firing them out of your asshole.

Dinner was good lastnight marge but I've been firing the old butt musket all day.

by monkey spunkk December 8, 2010

butt nacho

a self centered, self serving and completely clueless person who focuses on how best to get back at another, even at the expense of those who should be close and dear to them.

usually an ex-spouse with a major grudge to bear, even if unfounded.

The butt nacho spent $2700 at a jewlery store, instead of paying his past due child support.

by kitten~ June 20, 2008