deez nuts

A really over-used old saying thats really just not funny anymore tbh

What are you eating?
"deez nuts!!!!!"

by Breezyy August 8, 2015

beech-nut

The feeling one has after getting out of the ocean with a suit full of sand.

Man, I need to get a tighter bathing suit because this beech-nut is killing me!

by Original Fat Kid January 19, 2005

nut job

A movie in which several individuals (frieze, barris, etc) endure nut-wrenching pain, all for the amusement of others. Footballs, croquet sticks, and good ol' tappers are the weapons of choice. As you may suspect, hilarity ensues. The movie started out as being called "tapper day," but when a typo caused the title to come out "tapper dan," it was decided that the movie needed a new title, because, well. . . tapper dan is just stupid. :D

Oh MAN!! Nut Job is the funniest movie EVER!! When frieze gets hit in the blz with that football, there's a slow-mo replay to "Take my Breath Away!"

by frieze August 8, 2003

bust a nut

to get something done extremely fast

(comes from the meaning of to bust a nut ...
if you are jerking off and you come/cum
really fast then your nut just might explode)

past use of bust a nut:

person A: "Man, you really busted a nut!"
person B: "Yeah, I just cranked out that whole paragraph in 5 minutes."

by raginglovemachine January 11, 2009

duck's nuts

It is which the jizz is held in a male duck. Sometimes it may be found in a female's ducks mouth, or in various horny animals mouths aswell.

"Boy, do those duck's nuts jiggle when he waddles", eh George.

by Sukmears March 17, 2004

Shiffle Nuts

A phrase wich is used in a context of dissapiontment or upset.

Lewis: Hey man I couldn't get tickets to the game... Sorry dude..
Badger: Ah shiffle nuts... Oh well looks like we'll just have to stay home and play with the Jingo Jango and the portable teleporter...

by Rossohara June 13, 2008

pube nut

A curly hair 'do' which has a very high resembelance to pubes

'Hey dude you have such a pube nut'

by BOOP BOOPER September 27, 2006