Walk the Dog

Code for going outside to smoke marijuana, to be used around those who disapprove. Only works if you have a dog. Do not attempt this subtlety if there is no dog around. It does not go well.
PS Exhale smoke away from doggos; mj smoke is bad for the puppers.

Sitting around, having dinner with boring, judgmental family.
Cousin Awesome: Hey, we should walk the dog.
Cousin Badass: Yeah we should, he really needs to go out.
Aunt Conservative: Oh thank you kids, that's so sweet of you.
Cousins: muahahahaha

by dyejmdac January 21, 2019

dog closet

A place that is worse than the dog house. A place that James is put when Julie is mad at him and can be paroled for good behavior.

Did Julie put James in the dog closet again?! Wtf?!

by Bunny_Lopez February 3, 2021

Front Dogging

Playing a cricket shot on the front foot, usually seen as disrespectful to the bowler as if the batsman were saying, "this ball is so shit it's no danger to me and I can just smash it down the ground, that's what I think of you fucking scum"

Monbulk CC took turns front dogging a tepid Seville bowling attack

by knln October 30, 2020

penny dog

The most amazing dog in the world with most amazing smile. They are offten little ginge Pomeranians, with buggy eyes and a small head. And they are blessed from behind with fluffy butts.

"Did you see that Penny Dog?"

by ._._._._._._._._._._._. August 26, 2017

Melon Dog

Melon Dog(Noun) is a term used to refer to sexually aggressive women who will usually resort to sexual assault for gratification.

Melon Dog(Verb) is a term used to describe the sexual action of stimulating a man's prostate while giving them a handjob as the dominant partner.

"Cindy is such a Melon Dog, I heard she melon-dogged James till he cried."

"...Why are you in my house-"

by That Random Black Guy With VRS October 28, 2023

The Melting Dog

A woman lays down flat on her back, while a man diligently flops on to the woman inserting the penis at the same time. Then a third person is needed, this person will grab the male by the waist, trusting up and down.

Hey... bebe .. wanna try out the melting dog?

by Person142 July 4, 2020

tris dog

Tris dog is a dog sipping on some tris. That’s not walk dog, that’s tris dog.

Tris dog does not have a cough, mum

by a.slade.music September 2, 2022