blow monkey

when one loads their ass full of water with a garden hose and fiercely lets it release.

Howie got kicked out of the fire department for shooting blow monkeys on multiple occasions.

by SirRat April 10, 2009

monkey man

tom carroll

Tom carroll is a goddam monkey man

by mark jones August 5, 2003

Monkey Fuck

A person who thinks they can fix something, usually on a car, better or faster than you. The keep running their mouth and getting in your way until you let them try to do the job. When they fuck it up, they get mad and say " Well if you don't want my help, you can do it yourself" then they leave.

It took me twice as long to change the struts on my car because Monkey Fuck had to help, then he bailed out on me with all the parts scattered all over the garage.

by Colt357dog April 26, 2015

coconut monkey

A derogatory term for any Samoan, Pacific Islander, or any native of Oceania. They are dark skinned(monkey)/they live on islands(coconut)

"I swear you hawaiians are shiftless, why dont you get a job you goddamn coconut monkeys!"

by Cornelius Windsor January 6, 2005

ur monkey

When, the infamous "Your Mom" just doesn't seem to fit...

Friend: So, where was your mom last night?
You: with your monkey!

Friend: What ya wanna do tonight...?
You: Ur Monkey

Mom: So, would you mind telling me where you were last night?
You: Doing ur monkey!

by Alan November 17, 2004

MONKEY GRIP

A pleasantly stimulating form of male masturbation. Especially good for arousing dormant pleasure nubbins. This one is great if you like to massage your scrotum with one hand while you masturbate with the other. If you're right-handed, instead of holding your scrotum from the left side, cross your wrists (left wrist on top) so you're grabbing your scrotum from the right side. You may have to bend your body to the right to get the best position. If you've never done this before, it will feel like someone else is holding your scrotum. Tip: As you masturbate with the other hand, press your fingertips and thumb into the cracks between your scrotum and each thigh, and gently massage those areas with slow, rhythmic movements.

Fancy a change in your usual daily masturbation routine?? or just fancy a challenge in your local public toilets? try the monkey grip. we dare you...

by Little Johnny Urine March 3, 2008

monkey business

Selling apes, gorillas, or chimpanzees for profit.

Mark made a killing with his new monkey business, they are going for $1000 bucks a pop!

by Preesty May 17, 2007