The best thing since Porch Day. On Bungie's off topic forum, The Flood, many parody threads were made referencing various characters' views/memoirs from the Spongebob universe.
Example of Sponge Day:
Topic:What the hell?
Post:This sponge and his snail just moved into me! Help!
(From the view of Spongebob's house, a pineapple)
Topic:What the hell?
Post:This sponge and his snail just moved into me! Help!
(From the view of Spongebob's house, a pineapple)
by Pancakesrgud August 21, 2011
Get the Sponge Day mug.Guy 1: "I wonder what it was like before we had cellphones, email and texting?
Guy 2: "Man, i don't know! I wasn't born back in "dusty days". Thats waaaaay long before my time!
Guy 2: "Man, i don't know! I wasn't born back in "dusty days". Thats waaaaay long before my time!
by Good Thang Man January 3, 2011
Get the Dusty Days mug.Texting that happens during the day. It is naturally not sexual and involves feelings other than sexual arousal. Most day texting conversations include phrases like "how are you today" or "how was work?" With the occasional "let's have lunch." It's normally subsequent hook ups and precedes a relationship.
by Rotolo's April 20, 2014
Get the Day texting mug.The day when couples get laid and singles get drunk/angry at the world and their creator for not letting them find true love.
by FireIsHotOuch January 20, 2009
Get the [Valentine's Day] mug.1) disposable plasti - diapers/ pull-ups put upon ghetto children by their ghetto mother counterparts - usually worn all day or for extended periods of time in place of actual clothing.
Day-shorts accessories commonly include: A shirt or top that is too small, rotten formula bottle, binky, or sippy cup in hand, velcro fastened sandals with dirty white socks, snot running from nose to mouth, and neck folds dirty and a face that is stained with Cool-aid.
2) shorts worn for extended periods of time (all day - or for days) by slovenly men and /or gamer-geeks - usually the gym shorts / basketball practice shorts found in the clearance rack at Wally-world or Kmart or Target.
To be truly "authentic", mens' day shorts are seldom/never washed and have "mystery" stains readily visible by black light
Day-shorts accessories commonly include: A shirt or top that is too small, rotten formula bottle, binky, or sippy cup in hand, velcro fastened sandals with dirty white socks, snot running from nose to mouth, and neck folds dirty and a face that is stained with Cool-aid.
2) shorts worn for extended periods of time (all day - or for days) by slovenly men and /or gamer-geeks - usually the gym shorts / basketball practice shorts found in the clearance rack at Wally-world or Kmart or Target.
To be truly "authentic", mens' day shorts are seldom/never washed and have "mystery" stains readily visible by black light
Yo, did you check that hoody rat's crumb? That kid was runnin' wild in the store - with his day-shorts all crackling, dirt-neck and his face all snotty, looking for his sippy up and his mama!
-Bro, what'd you do this weekend?
-Yo I just chilled the whole time in my day-shorts. Played some CoD, some WoW, and checked a few new smut sites and rubbed it out a few times.
-Bro, what'd you do this weekend?
-Yo I just chilled the whole time in my day-shorts. Played some CoD, some WoW, and checked a few new smut sites and rubbed it out a few times.
by moydog March 14, 2009
Get the Day-shorts mug.A "Juice Day" or "Juice morning" when hungover or otherwise, is when you drink juice all day as it is more sustaining than water and you dont think you are capable of eating food yet.
by asdf** January 11, 2008
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