cock bocker

One that uses mouth to bitch and gossip more than using cock

God all he does is talk shit....I wish he wasn't such a cock bocker.

by Wisewillow August 18, 2019

Poster Cock

When you have a poster of a really hot guy on your wall and you're caressing him as if he was a real person, but in reality it's just a poster!

Darlene: "I love this David Beckham poster. I'd tap that. (stroking the poster)"

Suzanne: "Wow, you're really loving that poster cock."

by lastxmas January 19, 2009

Jaguar Cock

A cock that smells like a Jaguars dick cheese

Damn bruh you got a fucking Jaguar cock is cheesy like some Gouda cheese

by Fidget spinner licker October 20, 2020

twilight cock

When a girl is impatient for a males private part. And she is very wet for that part.

Everybody might not be patient for that twilight cock

by Daddy Vlone February 26, 2018

cock meatin

The act of squishing three or more people into the back seat of a small, not suv type vehicle.

Damn did u see those niggers? they were cock meatin the shit out of that car!!

by C.hIlLL January 19, 2011

cock boutique

collective term for a bunch of cocks.

Newport Scum are a cock boutique.

by The Dish Liqueur February 28, 2009

Cock fury

Uncontrollable madness directed towards a female resulting from a lack of sexual activity with said female; "aggression caused from blue balls"; can cause a man to begin walking on all fours and scratching, hollering, and swinging his arms around like his ancient ancestors aka the ape

I bet there was an immense amount of cock fury at that frat party: not a single chick showed up.

by Lindylindsey April 27, 2016