National Throw Sean Day

On October 23rd, All of America will celebrate by throwing a Sean, Shawn, or Sheen with no permission needed

Oh yuh its national throw sean day imma grab my gloves and my lube

by IssaMysteryy October 11, 2021

National Delete Streamlined Day

On December 69th Robin will delete Streamlined

"I took a piss because it's National Delete Streamlined day"

by Steamlined Robin November 26, 2020

National Ass Pic Day

Celebrated on December 22nd

Girl 1: my homie
Said it’s national ass pic day what do I do?

Girl 2: just full send it and bless your mans!

by beastcoastballer December 22, 2018

National Sniff Pennies Day

National Sniff Pennies Day is on January 5th.The one day of the year you can sniff pennies without getting in trouble.

Mark: what day is it tomorrow?
Owen: National Sniff Pennies Day...why are you asking?
Mark: START HIDING YOUR PENNIES NOW!!
Owen: AHHHH!!

by Giraffe1211 December 13, 2019

national bash lachlan day

national bash lachlan day is when one sees someone named lachlan, they have permission to brutally beat them within an inch of their life, with no concequences.

“Hey, Gerlandine! Its 19 September! Its national bash lachlan day!”

by lilbrikkie >:) April 24, 2022

National Rowan is a Boomer Day

November 13th. This is a day where anyone named Rowan has to be called a "Boomer". Rowan shall also only be replied to with "ok boomer"

National Rowan is a Boomer Day quotes:

Rowan: Hi
You: ok boomer

Rowan: stop calling me a boomer
You: ok boomer

by Jalen C. Gaymon November 12, 2019

National Suck Dick Week

National suck dick week is October 21-27. During this week you have an excuse to get your dick sucked o whateva

Bro 1: Yo, it’s national suck dick week
Bro 2: Yeah man I have to suck your dick but no homo

by Bad Bitch Energy October 20, 2019