shit flap

Someone who will not stop talking bullshit and lies.

When he drinks he talks non stop bullship so i think he is a shit flap.

by alehandro camerez March 13, 2008

giggles and shits

What happens when there is too much shits and giggles

It's all shits and giggles until somebody giggles and shits

by Forever alone August 30, 2016

Shit Clan

The Shit clan is a clan of shit

In Glasgow there lived a man named Jack Shit. He had a sister named Holly Shit, and a brother named Piecea Shit. He married a woman who became known as Giva Shit, and they had children named Dumb Shit, Noe Shit, and Ghost Shit.

The Shit Clan

by EasternEuropeanSlavLover December 20, 2020

Runny Shit

A diarrhea like substance that will make you scream and shout until it is all out. It usually last for a day or longer. If it ends up in your pants it is the worst clean up you will ever experience.

Yesterday I couldn't go into work because I had horrible runny shit.

by Piazzaboy25 July 7, 2017

Bo' Shit

A slang term for Bull Shit; commonly used when something isn't right.

Man this is Bo' Shit! Nothing is going right.

by WTBenson October 12, 2010

Shit on a raft

Royal Naval terminology for Kidneys in a thick gravy served on toast, usually served for breakfast.

I put a poached cackleberry (egg) on my Shit on a raft this morning.

by Naval Weasel March 28, 2018

Shit hell

When your asshole produces a 2 inch wide, 2 foot long or longer turd. The whole process takes about half an hour and causes multiple veins in the butthole to burst, with severe amounts of blood dripping from the asshole. The turd itself refuses to come out as anything other than a long, solid turd.

Person 1: What the fuck took you so long, dude?
Person 2: I'm sorry. I just went through shit hell. I had to wait another half hour just to stop the bleeding.
Person 1 takes off hat and bows head

by stinkywhitedick June 21, 2016