bag of hoe

An incredibly degrading term much like the term hoe bag, but can also be used in sentences that are not related to anything degrading.

Instead of the expression hoe bag, you simply switch the words, come in from the backside, and say "bag of hoe".

That girl is one bag of hoe.

Man, I cant believe my boss, he is a bag of hoe.

Dude, your life is a bag of hoe!

Any of you guys wanna go bag a hoe?

Dude, I bagged that hoe in high school!

by Sam1234567 December 28, 2007

Douche Bag

Douche bag is a word that I use to much... Due to the annoyingly idiotic people that surround me.
Easily put, some one that suffers from retardation and pisses you off a lot. When you get mad, you call them a douche bag. Now, when this person is your father, then they are bald, mean, have a beer belly, and got what they deserved.
Jerks that need to be a. bitch slaped or b. kicked in the nuts. >.<
*Love yah dad!*

Me: Your such a douche bag...
Father: Do you know what that means? Go look it up!
Me: Oh yes, in fact I wrote my own verson, now you go look that up.
Father: *gets red and walks away angerly*
Me: Oh Burn!

Dude, your a friggen douche bag!!

by Smexie Emo November 10, 2008

bag of dicks

An expression popularized by Louis CK in a comedy routine in which he explains his experience while sitting in bumper to bumper traffic on the Hollywood freeway. He pissed off another driver that yelled to him "Eat a bag of dicks!" The comedian found humor in an insult involving a bag of dicks from a motorists that was as dumb as a bag of hammers. With hammers every problem looks like a nail, with A Bags of Dicks you can cope with all the cunts on the freeway at rush hour.

I couldn't believe that he told me to "Go eat a bag of dicks!" I mean, who keeps dicks in a bag?

by Bob Who April 28, 2020

The Punching Bag

When a couger gets down on all fours and lets you beat her titties with your weiner, not unlike a boxer would punch a bag.

William's mom let me perform the punching bag to her last night.

by Otis Spunkmeyer__ June 22, 2011

c.o.d-bag

A douche bag who plays Call of Duty on xbox live and acts like he is the bees knees

Chad is such a c.o.d-bag, just because he plays COD6 he thinks he is a hardcore rebel.

by dumnerd118 January 5, 2010

bag of dicks

Before the invention of pie, there was a need for a food to use in eating competitions. The food used became the penises of dead villagers. Since homosexuality was viewed as "wicked" in the days of yor, and the homosexuals typically won the penis, or dick, eating contests, it was a quite insulting remark at the time to utter to a fellow villager. Since then, the remark has lost some meaning, but remains insulting nonetheless.

Mr. Yegendorf, you're my lawyer and supposed to be trustworthy, but I don't think I can trust you anymore!

Oh? Well as your attorney, I advise you to eat a bag of dicks.

by Tim Anderson April 22, 2004

jew-bag

A person who acts so Jewish, you want to put him in a bag and drown him.

God, don't be such a jew-bag.

by Vercingetorix April 15, 2005