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backpack bum

by TheUncutPimp January 16, 2023
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Bum

You have nothing you weren't given and your only skill is being where you're told to be and say what you're told to say.
Hym "And I bet that bum can still shoot a 3 pointer."
by Hym Iam July 15, 2024
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bum de dum de bum

What that creepy purple bunny in your dreams says before you fall down the cracker cliff, into the choco milk river, and drown.
bum de dum de bum

OMG ITS THE BUNNY AHHH
by um yea no thanks June 2, 2022
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No Bums In The Scrum

When you have 0 losers in your circle and everyone is pushing forward toward success.
You’re losing primarily because you’ve surrounded yourself with losers. No bums in the scrum over here and we all eatin good.
by Riot Craig July 11, 2019
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Crazy Bum Bum

You Stick your ass on a man that’s name starts with an A S H T O N
I just gave Ashton a Crazy BUM BUM
by Re re kid84 August 2, 2021
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Bum cum

BUM CUM:

Bum cum is a fancy delicacy originating from Canada. Let me teach you how to make it.

Step 1: Prepare a batter consisting of male sperm (preferably sperm with an STD because it increases the flavor)

Step 2: Season the batter with smegma if you want a more cheesy flavor and period blood if you like a more sweet, irony flavor (you can also use both but it is optional).

Step: 3 Chill for 45 minutes or until ready (you'll know it's ready if it becomes crusty on the top).

Step: 4 Now here is where the “bum” part comes in. You're going to want to shove the batter up your bum and let it sit and marinate in there for 20-30 minutes (you might have mild uncomforts and may develop hemorrhoids but trust me, it's worth it).

Step: 5 Now you're going to want to take that batter and bake it for 24 hours.

Step: 6 Enjoy!
"Oh wow, thats some scrumptious bum cum Jhon!"
by lethargic squirrel August 21, 2021
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Bum-Stalker

Somebody that has an (often perverted)extremely strong crush on them.
"I fucking bum-stalker, Mark!"
"You are totally bum-stalking Katie!"
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