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Wet cardboard

A character who lacks personality and is simply plain.
N: I just finished reading the book
L: Did you like it?
N: No, the protagonist was simply a wet cardboard
by Ace the simp November 7, 2023
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pissing up a wet rope

A rope is like a wick in a candle, if it’s wet it’s not going to go anywhere but down. Hence its useless to try that strategy.
Asking that person to help is like pissing up a wet rope.
by Notsobrite June 25, 2022
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Wet lip

Swamp slang used in areas such as deep Louisiana, Mississippi and etc
Stop with that wet lip and talk straight
by Forshoureandsevenyrsago October 7, 2022
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Wet Tickle

When a dog licks a child's face, it is commonly referred to as a "wet tickle"
"Aww the doggie gave me a wet tickle!"
by DustyDanger23 February 27, 2014
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Wet

A mournful, melancholic kind of wet, born not from touch, but from absence. A word soaked in longing, where tears trace the path desire used to travel. It's the ache of memory pooling in the body, the soft drowning that happens when your heart wants what your hands can't hold.
Wet is the soul lying alone in the dark, clinging to a ghost, whispering love into the silence. Wet becomes the quiet poetry of longing and loss, where the tear ducts work harder than the hips ever dreamed.
"Wet, its not lust, it’s the echo of it. That kind of wet."
by robbies_rats April 21, 2025
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pipe wet dream

A sexually arousing fantasy that is bound not to ever occur.
Dude, last night I had a pipe wet dream about me, Jessica Alba, Carmen Electra, Pamela Anderson and Katie Price doing sex all night long.
by nigerplease August 21, 2008
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Wet Willy

When a man ejaculates into a woman's ear after oral sex.
Yeah man the hooker last night was blowing me and I decided to surprise her with a wet Willy when I came.
by Ducks not Fucks May 22, 2017
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