An expression popularized by Louis CK in a comedy routine in which he explains his experience while sitting in bumper to bumper traffic on the Hollywood freeway. He pissed off another driver that yelled to him "Eat a bag of dicks!" The comedian found humor in an insult involving a bag of dicks from a motorists that was as dumb as a bag of hammers. With hammers every problem looks like a nail, with A Bags of Dicks you can cope with all the cunts on the freeway at rush hour.
by Bob Who April 28, 2020
Get the bag of dicks mug.A small bag to carry sponges used during Roman times to cleanse after clearing bowels. Sometimes sponge would be mounted on a stick. Giving us the term "The shitty end of the stick" if the user grabbed the wrong end when reaching into the sponge bag
"Brutus grabbed the shitty end of the stick by mistake when reaching into his sponge bag"
"Brutus grabbed the shitty end of the stick by mistake when reaching into his sponge bag"
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Get the sponge bag mug.a combination reference of the adjective and the noun to describe a person who is either douchey or a douche bag
by ZeeZee111 July 24, 2011
Get the douchey bag mug.A d-bag is a person who eats the last cookie in a bag of pepperidge farm cookies and rather than throwing the bag away, leaves the bag on the counter for miles to discover resulting in not only Miles' indescribable disappointment, but a temporary lack of concern for proper punctuation, a shinfo status update and the world's tenth longest run on sentence. Go eat a bag of juice you juice bag
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oh for heavens sake lance you've done it now! You and your bag of cramps grandparents have clogged my pipes.
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Get the bag of cramps mug.An incredibly degrading term much like the term hoe bag, but can also be used in sentences that are not related to anything degrading.
Instead of the expression hoe bag, you simply switch the words, come in from the backside, and say "bag of hoe".
Instead of the expression hoe bag, you simply switch the words, come in from the backside, and say "bag of hoe".
That girl is one bag of hoe.
Man, I cant believe my boss, he is a bag of hoe.
Dude, your life is a bag of hoe!
Any of you guys wanna go bag a hoe?
Dude, I bagged that hoe in high school!
Man, I cant believe my boss, he is a bag of hoe.
Dude, your life is a bag of hoe!
Any of you guys wanna go bag a hoe?
Dude, I bagged that hoe in high school!
by Sam1234567 December 28, 2007
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