Sand Monkey

A dirty Indian/Arab. If you’re from the middle east, you’re an arab

Look at that filthy Sand Monkey and his camel

You see that Sand Monkey running that 7/11
Du Bai is full of Sand Monkeys
I need to see the Empire State building before one of Osamas Sand Monkey cousins take it down

by ObeseOneKenobi March 1, 2018

Monkey Face

you shave your pubic hair and keep it in your hands during intercourse, then when you ejaculate on the girls face and throw your pubic hair at her and thus making a monkey face.

"Yo bro i gave Niya a Monkey Face last night "

by giggity December 17, 2014

self monkey

To produce a Self Monkey first take the shavings from your shaver in one hand

Manually spank the monkey and shoot your load so it lands on your chin

Slap the shavings on your chin, thus producing soft and downy designer stubble

See Monkey Face

I had such a good wank last night I shot my jizz so far it landed on my chin, I went over to the sink to clean it off but all the trimmings from my shaver spilled out and I ended up with a self monkey to be proud of

by Tim Bolton November 10, 2007

Spunk monkey

Verb: An activity that defines a dude that thinks with his dick. A return to the true nature of man, or de-evolution of "The sensitive guy."

Jim: Sheila's ass is so big small appliances orbit it!
Carl: Yes it is Jim.
Jim: Can you believe Bob got his spunk monkey on with that?
Carl: Yes I can Jim.

by Mr. De Nile April 11, 2008

Moon Monkey

1. Fresh roasted coffee.

2. A specialty coffee roaster out of Illinois.

3. A term used to downplay Starbucks crap.

1. Hey wow this coffee is totally moon monkey.

2. So I bought a pound of Moon Monkey and brewed it at home.

3. Man Starbucks is terrible you should try some Moon MOnkey!

by TDF December 2, 2004

Monkey Dunk

Performed by a big man in the game of basketball, a "monkey dunk" is properly executed by slam-dunking the ball with two hands, hanging onto the rim, and raising your legs up with authority.

Did you see that monkey dunk by Barkley last night?

by SeanEds March 22, 2009

spaz monkey

a friend of yours who is either high or retarted. also can be stupid or gay.

Stop calling me at friggin 1 a.m., you fuckin spaz monkey!

by ianill July 20, 2008