emu cock

an insanely large cock, with the length of an emu's leg

Damn! You have a emu cock!

by tirgge January 20, 2017

Cock Jocker

The opposite of a Cock Blocker, IE a guy whose sole interest is to bolster another male's reputation/standing with a female.

Damn...I wish my bud would be my cock jocker...I really need to get into Emily's pants!

by Veras January 21, 2009

cock jeans

Jeans on a male so excessively tight you can see the outline of his balls and penis.

Sized-down skinny jeans can become cock jeans. "That guy with the cock jeans is advertising only how small he is."

by hipsternoway December 31, 2013

Fat cock

A rooster who is quite overweight.

Daddy: GOOODDAMN! Now that's a fat cock. Look at it, little Jimmy.
Jimmy: Woah! Now that is was I would define as a fat cock.

by YoMamaDefiner123 May 18, 2022

cock save

v. 1. when your friends save you from from hooking up with an ugly or otherwise undesirable female (or if you're gay an undesirable male). 2. the act of saving your friend's cock when he is too drunk to do so for himself.

ant: cock block

"dude, my sister totally cock blocked me last night"
"man, did you see the girl you were with?... i'd say she cock saved you"

by J.Dizzie May 30, 2012

bloby cock

when you cannot get an erection, your sex parter might find that it is deceiving when they receive that action. you must reasure them that you have "bloby cock" and it might make them feel better.

1.We cannot have sex when you have a bloby cock
2.My bloby cock cannot erect
3.Is you penis a bloby cock?

by Mr.BigBoy August 9, 2009

Cactus Cock

When you spend too much time in a hot climate, whenever you are exposed to even slightly cold weather, your penis gets incredibly small.

Spent too much time in the sauna, and the whole next day I had cactus cock.

by The_Smoke_Brothers January 26, 2017