Sample bitch

An elf like creature who sifts through lettuce and other vegetables. Often irate and ill-tempered.

"Hey Pat, could you go pull down some lettuce for the sample bitch?"

by Bobby Bunyons March 18, 2009

Bitches be Crazy

The condition which all women suffer from. Which is being crazy because are bitches are crazy.

This is why women are illogical, because they are crazy.

Dangerous Dave: Yo dude, why did that chick yell about the TV?

Me: Because man, Bitches be Crazy

by The Man o awesomeness December 18, 2010

bitch bojangles

1. A name for when a friend or a sibling act like a total and utter bitch and you just have to call them out on it.

2. Someone with little or no testicles

"Tell Tony to stop being Bitch Bojangles and go to the bar!"

by M May 27, 2006

Broad Bitch

a big manly bitch who constantly talk's shit along with trying to rage on nigga's.

Hey Chanel, you's a broad bitch!

by PizzahutReggie June 1, 2009

Down Bitches

A collective term for peoples who are always up for going out, doing things, or grabbing life by the horns while inviting others to join along.

Friend: Gah, I was so bored this weekend. I couldn't seem to find anyone to want to do anything but lie around.
Me: You should hit me up next weekend, I run around with down bitches.

by GNifty January 23, 2016

bacon bitch

A police officer, specifically a crooked one; A cop who worries more about making his/her quota than doing their job. They usually show their true bitchiness during the end of the month, similar to a woman's menstrual cycle.

We were all just chillin, having fun, then bacon bitch rolled up on us for no reason!

by Amaretto Kramer February 10, 2006

Microwave Bitch

Noun. A sexy bitch that is quick, easy, convenient, hot on the outside, and cold on the inside (as in personality), like a hot pocket.

Dude 1: Yo, I'm dating this bitch and I cannot stand her, but she is bad as hell doe.

Dude 2: I'm afraid you got a microwave bitch dawg.

Dude 1: Shiiiiiiitt man, you right. I might need to put her back in for a lil longer.

Dude 2: Nigga, she like 20 years old, she can't fit back in her momma.

Dude 1: If her moms is as much of a microwave bitch as she is, then YES SHE CAN.

Dude 2: Nigga that is ill.

Dude 1: Like I said she is BAAADDD!!, but I can't stand her when she has her mouth open and is talking. CONSTANTLY!!!! ABOUT NOTHING!!!!

Dude 2: ROFL!!!!!!

by Funnybannie January 24, 2013