The cat that pissed on the bed

Looking guilty

“You look like the cat that pissed on the bed”

by the cat that pissed on the bed July 9, 2024

piss

awesome yellow liquid you should drink, tastes great. 10/10

(doctors do not recommend)

1: bro i love piss
2: you have a piss kink.

by pisskink29 November 26, 2021

Piss Test

Name of an alcoholic drink that combines vodka (usually inexpensive) with Mountain Dew. Usually made out of a lack of other mixers left in the fridge.

Dude, were out of orange juice. Want to just make a couple of piss tests? I won't tell anyone.

by RememberSammyJankis September 23, 2017

Piss tank

When someone has a large stomach from drinking too many alcoholic beverages.

Look at that man over there, look at his piss tank.

by Pisstank95 March 12, 2020

Piss Fart

It happens when you're taking a piss and a little air bubble slips out your asshole.

Person 1: "Dude, what was that sound while you were pissing?"
Person 2: "It's called a Piss Fart."

by awhbunii January 28, 2024

the pit of piss

Well,it’s a pit full of piss,that spans over 71 miles and is 50 miles deep,no one has defined what animal the piss belongs too,no one ever will
There are dangerous aquatic species at the bottom of the bit,and cat fish at the top,the public have started to put the unknown fish species in aquariums,but they tend to eat the other fish

Beware the pit of piss,it smells like piss

by Sparkle_gelatine September 14, 2024

Piss cube

Piss cube is a cube that is piss.That’s it.Just piss.what else do you ducking expect

“OMG I FOUND A PISS CUBE OMG THATS SO PISS CORE😩😩😩😩🥺🥺🥺🥺”

by Fern is so pisscore November 19, 2021