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Butt Mummy

A piece of crap wrapped in a piece of toilet paper left in your butt from the last time you took a crap.
"Dude, this morning at school I dropped a butt mummy in the hallway."
by Ån†hønyTa¥lør January 20, 2009
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summer butt

"Summer Butt" is the misty, wet condition of your butt when you have been working outside or in the heat of summer. It is similar to "Swamp Ass" or "Monkey Butt".
Man it's hot out here, and I have developed a serious case of "Summer Butt".
by Deeeeee December 28, 2007
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meth butt

A condition in which someone's ass constantly runs non-stop like the energy level of a meth addict. Or any overactive bowel condition.
Dude, I tried to make it to the toilet but the meth butt just took over. I sharted everywhere.
by Fendy21 October 23, 2008
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take it to the butt

A term for someone taking something overly personal or pouting about a comment made toward them.

Usually used when friends or coworkers are playfully insulting eachother and one of them takes an insult personally.
"Oh, you wanted to talk shit, now you're mad at my comebacks? You don't have to take it to the butt though."
by Nicholas Tetrault May 3, 2007
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butt thump

To insert ones penis into the anus of another
Dude! I just butt thumped you!
by Maximillian June 29, 2003
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Butt Funnel

(noun) A punishment where two people press their bare butts together whereas the two butt cracks form a funnel. The guilty party then lies underneath, positioning their head directly below the two butt cracks, beer is then poured down between the butt cracks and onto the guilty party.
You have been found guilty, the punishment... Butt Funnel
by Knight57 July 4, 2016
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