Tool-Bag

A person who suffers the ailments of being both a tool and a douche bag.

Just because you're pissed at life doesn't mean you have to be such a Tool-Bag!

by Arsemunky August 30, 2016

Tea bagging

The act of sticking your testicles into someone's mouth.

Person 1: I was tea bagging you yesterday .

Person 2: ok.

by Smol_melon January 29, 2018

bag oaf

to kiss someone passionately

sofie go geez a bag oaf ya rajing lesbian

hannah bagged oaf with steven's hairy willy last night

gordo geez a bag oaf ya wee tidy

by Abomb123 March 4, 2008

Laundry Bag

Another name for a bag of weed.

Pothead: Gotta laundry bag man?

Drug dealer: Na man, i'm sorry

Idiot: Just go to Wal-mart or the dry-cleaners!

by Launchers 09 July 28, 2009

bag of cramps

a party pooping negative nancy who (figuratively) barfs on your face and destroys the good things in life.

oh for heavens sake lance you've done it now! You and your bag of cramps grandparents have clogged my pipes.

by storkio jonkorkio December 9, 2008

douchey bag

a combination reference of the adjective and the noun to describe a person who is either douchey or a douche bag

Eric spilled his drink on me and didn't even apologize! He's such a douchey bag.

by ZeeZee111 July 24, 2011

Big bagged

When you get down right drunk and spew philosophical and scientific nonsense

Man, I went home last night and watched the Big Bang theory and got big bagged. By the end of the bottle I was reciting the periodic table and quoting Aristotle.

by ranman232323 September 22, 2014