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Drippy Cunt

Dave: "France won the World Cup in South Africa 2010"

Tom: "No it was Spain, you Drippy Cunt"
by SwearMaster July 28, 2011
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Cunt Check

Female equivalent of a ball tap.

Also known as: twat swat.
*hits cunt*

"OUCh! why the hell did you cunt check me?!"
by Quannett May 20, 2010
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C.O.D Cunt

'C.O.D Cunt' can be used as a Noun, Adjective or Verb, as well as in any tense, whether it be past, present or future.

Require the person(s) to have first achieved the status of 'C.O.D Dick'.

A 'C.O.D Cunt' is someone who talks to themselves, only using explicit language, during multi-player mode of 'C.O.D.I.N.G'. Fundamentally, a major aspect of this is;
Reaching a state of lethargic behaviour, where they visualise playing when they are not

The term 'C.O.D Cunt' is so extravagantly unique, even that clever 'PHD doctor' blokie with that crazy computer voice, would not be able to even comprehend the very beginning of this absolute gem of plucky English wit, in his 'Brief of History' of his so called 'time'. In such, it may be used, applied and championed in many different ways, and should not be taken for granted or abused.

To fulfil 'The Cherished-C.O.D Cunt-Title', one must be at a constant state of complete unadulterated non-sobriety, whilst actively contributing to the heroic task that many aspire to achieve.

Food and sleep is strictly not allowed during the period of divine indulgent pleasure that is 'C.O.D.I.N.G'.

WARNING:deciding to become a 'C.O.D Cunt' is a self-fulfilling way of life and following this pathway of true enlightenment should be taken with great care.
'The Cherished-C.O.D Cunt-Title' (A Prime example of good English alliteration.)

Can also be mixed with other words to create the various states of playing 'C.O.D.'

1#C.O.D Cunt: We can all C.O.D Cunt together round the C.O.D Cunting Christmas tree. However, you part-timers that are C.O.D Dicks can C to the O to the D cunt off!
2#C.O.D Cunt: Ah fuck that fanny flapping bastered has just cunting shanked me!

1#C.O.D cunt: Insertion....yeah...fucking prick...head shot.
by wardataionstation November 5, 2010
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Cunt Wall

When a group of male friends block out the advances of random whores at a bar or club. The act shows no interest in said whores, thus generating further interst from whores and a sense of entitlement and insecurity. The end result is male companions using whores for sex with false promises of future contact via phone/email.
Jon and Bob immediately threw up a cunt wall at The Plough In The Stars knowing full well they'd get what they wanted by the end of the night.
by tactrash April 23, 2008
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Hot as cunt

The phrase defines a balmy temperature likewise to that of a 'Hot Cunt'

It also loosely translates to when a woman is hotter than her cunt (Theoretically speaking) as the cunt is the best part of a bitch.
'It's hot as cunt!' - The weather is nice and warm and comfortable and makes you want to jizz everywhere.
by Arlen P. Teers January 13, 2012
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Super-Cunt

The most extreme of Cunts, derived from Cuntimous Maximous, it is the description of a person who you would murder 3 times over for the simple joy of ridding man-kind from this terrible human being. They reign superior over all other cunts, no cunt compares to the Super-Cunt. The Super-Cunt commits atrocities on the regular. They are usually a conservative.
(guy 1): Hey do you know that guy Doug? the one who drop kicked a baby, denies the Holocaust, and donates to the KKK?

(guy 2): Yeah, he's the reigning Super-Cunt.
by thelifeofnemo January 3, 2019
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Dripping cunt

When an excessive amount of fluids are exiting a vagina...could be her own or could be someone’s cum left over.
I went down on Jen’s dripping cunt and it tasted different. When a I asked her if she was ok? She said Yes. Don’t you like sloppy seconds? ROASTED and cucked by my own wife!
by CBR_Rider February 21, 2018
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