dick embezzler

a person who secretly and discretly loves the cock and can take it in multiple ways. Like bernie madoff he can take cock billions of times over without anyone knowing about it. In many cases the ringtone on his phone is " it's raining men" and his favorite movie is anyone that has barbara streisand.

Also and illegal immigrant that brings dildos full of cocaine across the border by means of hiding multiple one's in his anus.

B.B is a real dick embezzler , i saw him on gay bourban street with 6 guys on him at once!!!

Wow! I have never seen anyone take it in every orafice at once, that guy is a true dick embezzler!

Pedro and Juan have some awesome coke, but is smells like asshole! Sandra, are your friends dick embezzlers??

by scottytohottie April 10, 2010

dex dick

The particular predicament that occurs when you are tripping on cough syrup (aka robotripping, dexing, or tussing) and attempt to masturbate or fuck, but cannot perform to completion, NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.

I was robotripping all day and when I tried to jerk my chicken, I had a case of dex dick!

by Boots 707 June 30, 2008

dumb dick

The epitome of idiocy and genuine moronic behavior. Usually occurs while intoxicated.

Pizza delivery man arrives at 2:00 AM in a blizzard. After inspecting the receipt and a few snide remarks, dumb dick tips zero dollars and says to the pizza guy, "Welcome to the real world, buddy". Dumb dick proceeds to laugh hysterically.

by randyharwood May 28, 2013

Skype Dick

A person who is a huge dick on skype client

xSkate is a Skype Dick

by Voiceeee August 18, 2011

Dick Measurer

Slang term for the United States one-dollar bill, which is six inches in length. Although all US bills are the same length, the term can be pluralized to denote larger sums of money, irrespective of how many bills are involved.

Eustice: That bastard Gavin owes me thirty dick measurers.
Chad: Bro's always short on dick measurers.

by The Reverend McCready January 17, 2009

Dick pit

The area where the dick nestles into the balls, thus creating a pit.

"Dont worry about the smell babe, i just haven't cleaned my dick pit in awhile."

by CJay Kilpatrick June 24, 2008

Dick Twitch

A spontaneous, short burst of arousal that is stimulated by looking at a sexually explicit or lewd image. Not a erection or a chub. Its a natural response your penis makes to indicate that what it just looked at was pleasing or nutworthy. Could be a sign of coomerism or too much cooming on the penis that it attempts to limit its mobility by just twitching and not get full-on boners.

"As i was scrolling through my feed, i saw a nice pair of tits of the perfect size and my dick twitched the moment my eyes glared at them."

by Moe Lester J November 5, 2020