Barvard Bear

The barvard bear is the Dr. Seuss bear that has made notable appearances at Harvard Square, not to be confused with the location itself.

Uh oh, I hope I don't accidentally get off the subway at barvard bear! They told us to be at the Harvard Square at 5pm.

by parvard_pear April 24, 2025

Bear hug

Have your partner put in a large pinch of grizzly wintergreen dip, spits on your pens and gives you a tingly hand job.

Brandy stole Billy's can of dip and gave me the best bear hug I've ever got.

by Carolina gypsy April 15, 2022

Guerrilla Bear

A wild animal that lives in Mora. This animal can sometimes lose its temper very easily and attack other guerrilla bears. They like companion ship, but tend to be very stubborn with their companion.

That animal looks very odd climbing those trees. Thats because it is a Guerrilla Bear

by Dork Pig October 27, 2011

Oogly bear

The sweetest person in the world. Someone who is super caring.

He is such an oogly bear!

by Super_Epic_Person79 February 28, 2024

Chicago Bears Tax

A mysterious curse where any football player who signs with the Chicago Bears immediately forgets how to play football. Scientists estimate a 75% drop in skill the second the pen hits the contract. Side effects include dropped passes, missed tackles, and uncontrollable crying at Soldier Field.

Man, he was a Pro Bowler last year. Now? Looks like he paid the Chicago Bears Tax.

by 34344444 September 7, 2025

Teachers gummy bears

Gummy bears filled with one pill to re introduce "nap time."

Hey george weren't the Teachers gummy bears the best?
george?
geor
ge
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

by Pebo the german hypocrite December 11, 2018

Panda bear

To walk the panda bear path is to abstain from
sex or romantic involvement as to obtain fulfillment and wellness

Panda Bears are notorious for their low libidos and short lived estrus, a cause of concern amongst conservationists as they face potential extinction due to their lack of interest in libidinous activities.

Hows the holistic hot girl summer going Stacy?

It’s great, I am going full panda bear this summer

Hey Steve! Are you seeing anyone these days?
Nope! I am walking the panda bear path to spiritual ascension and fulfillment.

by bostonbaby222 August 16, 2022