Texada Time warp

A high grade strain of Marijuana that will blow your fuckin' mind.

I smoked a bong full of Texada Time Warp and got so blasted I thought I saw Jesus cumming. He wasn't even wearing a condom.

by Stuperman July 30, 2006

happy naked time

1. To have sexual intercourse.

It looks like Tim and Brianne are about to go have some 'happy naked time.'

by jdillpickle May 12, 2007

Black people time

Black people time or BPT is the abridged way of saying "Whenever the h I feel like it" which is Usually 15-30 minutes later than advertised

Philip:Wasn't the the president's speech supposed to start at 8:00 its already 8:30

Ta'Nara: The White house runs on Black People time now

by Gentleneal June 29, 2011

one time

The act of Police officers driving around the block one time then driving away.

"One time," warned Ramone as he and Bernard shopped for rims.

by Leon May 22, 2003

wiki-wasting time

Wasting hours of time on Wikipedia by constantly reading more articles that link to other articles etc. Common practice of university and college students in the arts. To procrastinate on wikipedia.

-I was supposta be writing a research paper last night but i wiki-wasted too much time.

-I can't stop wiki-wasting time.

by EricT December 28, 2006

Black People Time

Also known as BPT, is a reference to the stereo-type that People of the African American decent have difficulty getting places on time.

"I told Ray Ray to be here for five even though we don't start 'til six cause he runs on black people time"

by Lord Gwar August 27, 2008

drug dealer time

1. saying you will be somewhere at a certain time and showing up approximately thirty minutes to an hour late.

dude - where is josh at? he said he would be here a half hour ago.

dude2 - he is always late, he is on drug dealer time.

by xskwizmx March 16, 2010