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High school life

So what’s your opinion on high school life?
It’s fucking torcher
by Justwhygaming April 19, 2018
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try my life

Basically, when someone talks shit and says something that you obviously see to be untrue/ Edgy.
"Ugh, I feel ugly."
"Bitch I have so much acne that I look like a pizza with extra pepperoni, TRY MY LIFE."
by PoisonousCandy February 16, 2017
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Life Drawing Classes

Life drawing classes are art classes where the students are asked to draw nude human beings. The model to be drawn is often times either very good looking, or ugly, but no matter what needs to be depicted as lovely, natural, human beings. Artistic types will often go to classes because they are basically asked to draw porn, and look at naked people.
"Dude, I was in one of my life drawing classes today and this chicks tits were like huge, you totally need to join."

"But don't you have to look at naked GUYS too????"

"Well ya, but still...."

"I'd rather just look at porn, or pay my own stripper', thank you very much."
by Artist Chick July 19, 2009
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back seat lifing

Like 'back seat driving', back seat lifing means a more knowledgable person will want to help the stuggling person with all decisions, as they clearly have no idea of what they are doing. A back seat lifer has been there and done that many times before and just wants to pass on his immense knowledge of everything.
Man walks in holding a beer, another man back seat lifing says "don't hold it like that, it should be held like this"

Man sharpening a pencil, another man back seat lifing says "don't sharpen it like that, it should be sharpened like this"

Man standing minding his own business man back seat lifing says "don't stand there like that, you should be standing like this"
by Punter Boy February 1, 2010
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To save my life

To save my life - Where one simply is really bad at something. Or used as a phrase.
I can't make cookies to save my life.
I can't play netball to save my life.
by History! November 13, 2016
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JAM YOUR LIFE!

Referring to the ultra chill that some people just need to take. Like calm your life but better because one needs to 'jam' aka stop fretting! Letting things take their toll...not making plans but seeing how things go...
Saarah: 'at precisely what time should i meet you?'

Samee: 'can you just jam your life!'
by Sarz1234 June 29, 2009
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Fuck My Life

Commonly used by the meodramatic who believe they have the worst life in the world, often due to their own actions, when in truth they do not.
The man who invited himself to the bar was playing mind game on her. She didn't want him there, and I could see it in her face. For the last several weeks she had talked nonstop about how something wasn't right about him, which made it hard for her to figure if she could trust him or not.

She looked over at me and mouthed the words "Fuck My Life." Had I known that my attempt at rescuing her from that situation would result in her shunning me, I never would have even tried. She was my best friend, and all I wanted to do was help her out of the same awkward situations she constantly finds herself in. But she preferd to stay there and take the abuse as long as she had a beer in hand. I think deep down, she enjoys fucking her own life for the sole fact that it gives her something to talk about with people so they can feel sorry for her.
by radar180 December 10, 2016
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