kennel the dogs

To shove your big brass balls back into your pants before leaving for a social outing.

I'll be over in a bit. Just gotta kennel the dogs.

by The last word July 3, 2014

Spooge-dog

n. An ugly person, usually of female persuasion, whose life conquest revolves around the reception of spooge.

n. A dog made of spooge.

I wish that spooge-dog would hop off my nuts, she's so ugly.

by cockmasterflex513 August 17, 2011

ware-dog

A dog in someone's back garden that thinks it's a wolf and howls all day and night

That fucking ware-dog is out again trying to raise an army or something

by cocolover July 29, 2015

Burn a dog

1) To defecate; 2) a very large, and urgent bowel movement

"I really need to run, gotta burn a dog.", or "I'm gonna burn a dog, hop in the shower then I'll head over our way."

by YllodYollH March 20, 2019

Saucin the dogs

When you put tire dressing on your custom car .

Yo man ! I'm saucin the dogs on my hoopde car . Then we go cruzing..

by anonymous September 25, 2022

Dog Sack

That sad little saggy bag of skin your dog is left with after having his testicles removed.

"You're dogs are well weird they eat their own shit"
"Yeah well you stroke your balls dog sack"

by will98 August 16, 2023

Corn Dog

When you are penetrating someone anally and you skewer a turd with your penis.

*man pulls penis out of anus and has a glob of scot on it*
Man:....I've got a Corn Dog

by Cuntalroy December 20, 2017