Ass monkey

Someone who always has a smart crack to make but not quite as drastic as an asshole.

Always a comeback for someone who has the smart crack- You response can simply be "ass monkey"

by Queen C April 13, 2006

Autistic monkey

A very dumb individual who will always swing from crap and will throw his feces at anyone in his proximity.

"Shut up you autistic monkey!!!!"

by Mabias December 29, 2016

shit a monkey

An expression of disbelief, shock, and utter surprise. Often heard after witnessing an incredible feet, or something that is downright amazing. However, it can also be used in the negative, when one encounters bad luck.

When Dad saw the skier land the two flips, he turned to me and said, "Shit a monkey, did you see that?!"
Or:
Dad muttered 'shit a monkey' when he saw that the tire had been punctured.

by Reed7777 July 6, 2006

ass monkey

A primate trained in the subtle art of ass pleasuring

ahh ass monkey... (rhetorical)

by Sam Haren June 4, 2006

butt monkey

a butt monkey is a person acting or being incredibly stupidly, often both at the same time

someone not understanding the meaning of butt monkey

by john May 13, 2005

butt-monkey

a monkey of or pertaining to the butt.

"dude check it out! a butt-monkey!"

by jim May 7, 2005

shock the monkey

To Milk the prostate, utilizing a finger inserted into the rectum and the prostate physically manipulated to produce a more intense than normal ejaculation

He let his girlfriend shock the monkey last night. What a mess!

by Mallary November 27, 2006