gray kiss

when you kiss someone you know you're not supposed to, because you know your feelings for this person are borderline and you haven't thought about the situation properly, that's a gray kiss

M: I kissed him even though I wasn't supposed to and we are kinda friends and bla bla bla...
K: so, you gave him a gray kiss...

by blackoala October 4, 2017

Turd Kiss

The shit stain left at the top of the toilet seat from an improperly maintained ass crack.

Nate’s nasty ass left a turd kiss on the toilet seat again. Such a nasty bastard.

by formfeeder November 6, 2023

Tit Kissing

When you suck up to a woman, specifically

Boy, he really sucks up to the woman running the Robot Welder.. he's such a Tit Kissing her

by Cmdr Fester May 21, 2024

kiss bobby

Meaning to give head or deep throat after making out

Gimme some kiss bobby when I see you after school

by Elaine bul September 19, 2017

Persiden's kiss

When you take a dump and the toilet water splashes up at your butt. Word origianally from PICKED GAMING but i stole it.

" I got a persiden's kiss the other day"

by jonstoneMcflurry January 17, 2021

indirect kiss

when multiple people lick a gummy krabby patty stick

*sally, martha, and gregorette lick a krabby patty stick and experience an indirect kiss*

by gregorette April 19, 2022

you two should kiss

What you say to a friend who has a girlfriend and they haven't kissed to make them feel awkward. Also to make fun of a friend who's interested in a girl and won't do anything.

Cody was meeting up with his girlfriend and his friends screamed you two should kiss.
Brian was invited to a party with a girl but he wouldn't do anything to her so his friends screamed you two should kiss.
Christian got depressed about his girlfriend leaving him and then tried to go after another but wouldn't do anything so is friends yelled you two should kiss.

by LEEDLE FUCKING LEE September 17, 2016