John Doe Song

A song that absolutely everyone knows, yet no one knows the actual name of

Man, I just heard the best John Doe Song

by CrusaderFromTheUSA June 8, 2018

John Rain Itoralba

Someone who is deeply in love with a person named maor. Extremely thunderous and loves to suck cock with his buddies jan, jj and samuel

Lets suck some dick John Rain Itoralba!

by Samuel loves margar May 4, 2022

andrew john hsur

sweet boy who is the ultimate deepwoken master. quiet but is secretly Napoleon. HE IS THE MAN THAT SUMMONS!!!!

you should fear andrew john hsur

by iluvmoney January 12, 2023

Let's do a John

when you just want to do fuckall so you avoid work at all cost

- "Let's do a John" - said my coworker
- "I've been fired for that." - thats me.

by itsreallynonunderstable February 8, 2022

John Philip Sousa

The absolute GOAT of all marches that could and ever will exist

John Philip Sousa created the Sousaphone because he was too lazy to march with a tuba.

by Veroli October 13, 2022

Soggy John Travolta

When a man hangs two to three soggy onion rings on his cock then receives oral sex or gives anal sex (using the grease as lube).

Dude! I gave my girlfriend a soggy John Travolta last night!

by SweatyPopsicle March 27, 2017

john gabriel wood

The most amazing person in the universe, make him angry and you wish you didn't.

Who? John Gabriel Wood? He is such a nice man, unless he is tempered with

by The Scientific Bandit April 20, 2018