Eye Surgery

The act of masturbation to completion in one's eye

Joe and Adam gave each other eye surgery last night.

by Giiza June 1, 2010

Wall Eyes

Breasts on a female that are so obviously fake and far apart that they look like "eyes" on a wall.

John: "Dude, that stripper's tits are SO fake."

Dave: "I know man, she's got wall eyes."

by JimmyTheHand September 20, 2009

museum eyes

When you are staring at something for so long - you can no longer concentrate.

Or when you are over-stimulated or over-tired and your attention span is gone.

After a day at the Smithsonian you can no longer look at any more art and you now have museum eyes.

by daisywheel July 3, 2008

Heart eyes

You don't tend to look at people you've rejected fondly.

Those weren't heart eyes he was looking at her with.

by Solid Mantis October 2, 2019

round eye

a nickname you call someone that has an eye that is a little bigger then the other one.

my dad calls you round eye.

by nobody else here March 21, 2017

flat eyes

A sexually transmitted disease causing ones eyes to flatten and penis to enlargen. It can only be transmitted through males by docking. Once afflicted there is no cure, but ingesting copious amounts of semen can help to nullify the effects.

Sean will never forget that magical night in the back of his honda wagon, when their tips first touched, and the blood flowed out of his now flat eyes and into his throbbing member.

by blahblah420blazeit October 24, 2017

rise with red eyes

another way of saying "wake and bake". basically you wake up and smoke some weed aka wake and bake, rise with red eyes, turn and burn, oj and roll j, big bowl of raisin bran, big bowl of resin MAN!, listeriene and mr. green, scope and dope, pillow and billow, puffin muffin, pancake and bake, mach 3 turbo and pack that herbo, Arm and Hammer Baking Soda and Peroxide Extra Whitening Toothpaste and...

...Smoke some fuckin' WEED!!

stoner 1: yo man lets rise with red eyes tomo morning
stoner 2: word, lets do it

stoner 1: yo wake up
stoner 2: huh what
stoner 1: rise with red eyes (hands stoner 2 the blunt)

by OJ and ROLL J January 28, 2009