Fat Boner Blaster

When you jerk off so hard to something you really aren't supposed to jerk off too, but you bust a fat nut anyways.

Me: Doctor! Help! I jerked off to something i wasn't supposed to jerk off to!
Doctor: Uhhh, What did you watch?
Me: Bandicoot pornos.
Doctor: Im sorry to say but, your dick is becoming a fat boner blaster.

by SnakeBoiWasHere September 1, 2019

fat dom

Any great big fat racist redneck who totes guns and loves nascar and has cop blood in his veins

look at that big fat dom over there!

by rusty shacklforth October 16, 2007

fat flaps

A fat miserable, middle aged woman who leaves floaters in the toilet at work. She is ugly & most likely will be lonely for the rest of her life. She also has fat hands & does fanny farts.

Fat flaps...go sit on a bat you miserable c**t

by greekforthehoneybee December 8, 2010

Fat Chick Rodeo

When you're banging a really fat chick doggie style and your friends are hiding in the closet. After a little while your friends run out of the closet and yell "GO!" Thats when you hold on to the fat chick for dear life as she tries to get away. Longest time wins!

"I won the fat chick rodeo with a time of 15 seconds!"

by Frank 'toolman' Rizzo May 20, 2004

Fat American Cow

A typical obese American woman. Although obesity and American woman are almost interchangeable. Abbreviated FAC. Can be found eating, walking to and back from her car, watching Oprah, with other fat american cows and at Wal-mart. Can not be found: On running paths, gyms, swimming pools, the beach or at Whole Foods.

Man, I wish I lived in France were all the women are thin, this country has nothing but fat american cows now.

by GreenTea2 April 26, 2011

fat boy stain

A stain on your shirt; commonly found after eating. makes you look like you eat like a pig.

girl: don't look at my shirt, I spilled soup on it at lunch.

guy: ohhh! you got a fat boy stain!!

girl: ahahahhahahahahahaa...no.

by karly;; May 29, 2008

Elmo Fat Fuck

A person that takes great pleasure in eating all the food at the buffet (bacon hound), causing one's fat to impede passing through small openings

Elmo Fat Fuck caused a delay at the ISAF headquarters when he got stuck going through the security turnstile, A piece of his fat got wedged in the post. They had to open the vehicle gate while the medics attempted to get him extracted from the machinery

by cdsmurf April 8, 2011