Potatoes in your garbage

What happens in your kitchen when you're high on shatter.

In the kitchen.

Nigel: "I'm going to put my potatoes in your garbage"

Will: "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

by JackVonCrow May 21, 2019

pluck your harp

Tantalizing a woman’s delicate instrument using a two finger technique.

“Can I pluck your harp?”

by FlexLexi January 6, 2018

checking your oil

When one inserts their finger in their own anus in order to gauge their personal stink level.

Don't touch me bro, you been checking your oil

by Informersno July 26, 2016

shut your row

when you tell somebody to close their argument

Shut your row Patricia

by Cool1923 February 27, 2017

cool your tools

a work friendly way to say calm your tits ; the only way to tell a bitch to calm down

Margaret: omg I fucking hate you
Bob: cool your tools margaret

by coolyourtools September 8, 2016

rubbin’ your nips

To be rubbin’ your nips; all you have to attempt is to take your hands and rub your nipples together. Don’t be alarmed if it doesn’t work.

T.H. : “listen, all you have to do is be rubbin’ your nips together whilst clicking your heels three times and proudly state: there’s no place like Rome!”

P.F. “Hahahahahaha!”

by Keronica Kadwell May 5, 2018

by your 1's

alone - to be on your own

when you is by your 1's

by Vixter June 30, 2008