Skip to main content

Just my cup of piss

The opposite of "Just my cup of coffee/tea".

1 .Something that is so bizarre and uninviting that it's honestly discomforting.

2. Something you're absolutely shite at.
1. "Man, why'd that ugly ass girl with the unibrow asked me out to the dance!? Just my cup of piss."
2. "Ahh, archery. Just my cup of piss."
by LazyGamer7224 December 23, 2024
mugGet the Just my cup of pissmug.

turkey piss

when your pee stream goes in a direction not intended.
Dude that was a turkey piss!
by drunken_tiger May 3, 2018
mugGet the turkey pissmug.

Piss Pumkin

I ate that piss pumkin and it squirted juice all over me
by WILLYWYATTWONKA July 1, 2019
mugGet the Piss Pumkinmug.

Pissing in the pool

Doing something uncharacteristically nice with corrupt motives; faking affection to get something from another person. Warmth with an unpleasant origin.
"Did you hear that Dylan's boyfriend brought home two dozen roses yesterday?"
"Yeah, but everyone knows he's cheating. He's just pissing in the pool."
by transm.ascot May 5, 2023
mugGet the Pissing in the poolmug.

piss cubes

yep! They’re ice cubes of piss. add a salty surprise to a drink of your choosing!
yo jonny get me some piss cubes you little bitch
by the nigmaster general October 3, 2020
mugGet the piss cubesmug.

Xiao piss

Xiaos piss it's so tasty.
on God he's so hot I saw all his fanarts on r34 and oh my god he makes me so hard I wish I could drink his piss while he fucks the shit out of me,I want to smell his farts.
"did you try xiao piss?"
"yes I did on God he's so hot and his piss it's so tasty"
by Xiaostastypiss November 21, 2021
mugGet the Xiao pissmug.

Piss on my shit

An expression to convey disgust or anger. Best used when the words Piss and Shit are strongly emphasized.

Derived from those who defiantly choose not to flush an extraordinarily large, smelly load of shit in a public restroom only to be discovered by another who merely ducked into the stall to piss instead of waiting for a urinal.
Walking in the dark and stubbing your toe... "Piss on my shit!"
While sitting at a traffic light checking your text even after the light turns green, the driver behind begins to honk. You look in the mirror and yell, "Piss on my shit!"
by Signguy2 December 7, 2018
mugGet the Piss on my shitmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email