National Edward 40 hands day

National Edward 40 hands day is on April 26th

On April 26th we have to do Edward 40 hands because it is national Edward 40 hands day.

by 69crusisex April 26, 2021

National give Trevor head day

This holiday is on July 3rd, it’s for all the Trevor’s out there.

“ I hope Trevor’s hard, cause I’m craving his cock in my mouth

National give Trevor Head Day is defined by sucking a Trevors penis. Suck Trevors Dick

by The Read Meaning January 4, 2022

National Watch Good Time Day

National Watch Good Time Day is celebrated on August 11, in celebration of the Safdie Brothers' masterpiece's release on that same day back in 2017.

"Hey, it's August 11. You know what that means? It's National Watch Good Time Day! Time to watch Good Time!"

by Safdiestan12 April 28, 2020

National Trip Tall People Day

Held on October 20th, this is a holiday celebrating people under 5’4. As opposed to ‘Throw Short People’ Day, short people will therefore be superior to tall people, and will trip them. No permission needed.

“Tomorrow is National Trip Tall People Day,” yelled Jorden, at the top of his lungs.

by Leader of the Short People October 22, 2020

National kick your crush day

Just kick ur crush on this day

On the 24 of November it’s kick ur crush day so have a happy national kick your crush day

by Mjo123 November 24, 2020

National Shut Up Bryce Day

The day where you can tell anybody named Bryce to shut up.

Bryce: Hi
You: Shut up Bryce!
Bryce: WTF man?
You: It’s National Shut Up Bryce Day
Bryce: Ok
You: Ok

by ButtcheesePoopy September 21, 2020

national poke parker’s tit day

april 29 of every four years poke a parker’s tits.

I poked parker’s tits bro. it’s national poke parker’s tit day hype chad.national poke parker’s tit day.

by parker’s bf April 29, 2019