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ball hipnotized

when someone's testicles are visible making it impossible to look at anything else.
i was ball hipnotized by jon gruden's bulge on monday night football.
by demonlalyer October 6, 2009
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Ball Tray

When having oral sex with someone who has an underbite so extreme that your balls rest snuggly on that tray they call a mandible.
Chango has a great underbite... it makes the perfect Ball Tray.
by Akka August 27, 2006
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dangle ball

when the SACKAGE EXCEEDS THE PACKAGE by a significant amount of inches
"my dangle ball keeps whacking my leg, Arnold. Oh dear I believe I'm developing a bruise"

or

"I can't tell the difference between my dangle ball and my penis. they're the same length. maybe I should ASK JEEVES"
by chin girl is number one October 8, 2003
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purple balls

If you have purple balls, it means you've possibly caught thanos disease. It causes you to develop purple balls as well as purple skin, just like thanos. Oreo_217 on roblox caught thanos disease and was bullied by kids in Breaking Point. Attracting Thanos disease can cause an uproar in your community, you can get continuously shunned and discriminated against, Oreo_217 is a victim of this horrible abuse.
User1772849495: 'Hey, why do you have purple skin?'
Oreo_217: 'I have Thanos disease.'
User1772849495: 'Oh so like, you also have purple balls?'
Oreo_217: 'Yeah...😫😫'
by thanosdiseasegavemepurpleballs September 17, 2021
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Dumb balls

You have dumb balls
by Carnage0601 February 9, 2018
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Ball Licker

Term used for licking somebody's salty balls. It can also be an insult to an annoying prick.
"Quit being such a ball licker, you're ruining the fucking party Miley Cyrus! You're freaking out the guests, stop licking everything you see!"
Miley Cyrus: Starts licking balls.
by Thar Master November 9, 2014
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Taddy Balls

I need a ball shaver to get the taddy balls off my sweater.
by wkellys January 23, 2009
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